“Hey, my name is James.” *draws in eyebrows* “I… look… fabulous!” I yell as I stare at my gorgeous drawn in eyebrows. “This is what God had planned for me. Thank you, God.” “Hello, I am the President of the United States and I approve this blog.” “I lied. This blog sucks!” ♡ / ♡ Tumblr (3.0; @gauges)http://gauges.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd2b3ae64e6262fcaf190096e09fc965/tumblr_mjuhgdEUG31s08aego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359088356http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359088356Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:22:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m247wq3OE81qckz0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359080231http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359080231Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:21:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg438eA8R1qahxmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359062604http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359062604Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:21:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3zhhOck81r12oofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359039795http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359039795Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:21:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v5pkaoLK1r9n1gjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359008286http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53359008286Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:20:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedarkestsun.tumblr.com/post/37107916966">thedarkestsun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done</p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358999838http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358999838Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:20:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcising.tumblr.com/post/52493326175/what-did-people-even-wear-in-2008">circumcising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what did people even wear in 2008</p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358922361http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358922361Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:18:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72a1cAhRV1qc23elo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358850533http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358850533Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:17:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52d2806d4e97bb70454d23ec4f5f7403/tumblr_mf12l93U2h1rv6ufko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358668864http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358668864Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:13:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgb02FKcT1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358586836http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358586836Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:11:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katara.tumblr.com/post/51683638246/earthnation-earthnation-what-did-one-cell">katara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51679153144/earthnation-what-did-one-cell-say-to-his-sister">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51679119161/what-did-one-cell-say-to-his-sister-cell-that">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe</p> </blockquote> <p>mitosis</p> </blockquote> <p>i want to die </p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358526621http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358526621Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:09:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22642c4995e236cd5ef74bde87635055/tumblr_modkhoFi8K1qggg7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358515155http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358515155Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:09:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e479dea4e960d01f7c08992e9e61856/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31ae0dce49515a91ebfe108893c37b8c/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/954789b0b9337a334339cb5cce38e6c6/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dc96a2c3d8826a3f438e9d0f022ea7/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d2bab59525505f719deba1ebc9ddd6f/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0aedfc55f3c420917a35c386c4ced27b/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358463060http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358463060Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:08:30 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53358425811" src="http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358425811/audio_player_iframe/gauges/tumblr_moj2g2FRWH1rt52d0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgauges%2F53358425811%2Ftumblr_moj2g2FRWH1rt52d0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dualglare.tumblr.com/post/53350019370/pizzaforpresident-catholicnun-i-have">dualglare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/53344645565/catholicnun-i-have-cancer-50-for-a-t-shirt">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catholicnun.tumblr.com/post/53342115432/i-have-cancer">catholicnun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have cancer</p> </blockquote> <p>“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”</p> </blockquote> <p>it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song</p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358425811http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358425811Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:39 -0400omfg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4367d3ec6a515f919f43bf0f87d300c/tumblr_mmm3pf6uwU1qkli3wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358284021http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358284021Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:04:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcf1de5177cfccfae74acbd17da7d303/tumblr_mnlqjqt9uq1rxzknko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cervid.tumblr.com/post/51716745846/by-blair-swann">cervid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blairswann/6259863538/">blair swann</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358096428http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358096428Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:00:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4de10e8ee439768ea4dcbaef94e5cec2/tumblr_mgqogvzgji1rnbcr8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358064876http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358064876Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:59:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlbr4B4cK1r5wynfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358057108http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358057108Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:59:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://westernkanye.tumblr.com/post/51705355982/westernkanye-im-going-to-survey-and-see-if">westernkanye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://westernkanye.tumblr.com/post/51705183360/im-going-to-survey-and-see-if-its-true-that-a">westernkanye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/70b586340c7a6b8d0c65ef1d654c30b9/tumblr_inline_mnljhvySkJ1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358032220http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53358032220Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:58:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18c95178dca02b1b7b03d607b779738e/tumblr_ml2st31Nz91qaay1oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53339075847http://gauges.tumblr.com/post/53339075847Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:31:56 -0400