"Hey, my name is James." *draws in eyebrows* "I... look... fabulous!" I yell as I stare at my gorgeous drawn in eyebrows. "This is what God had planned for me. Thank you, God."
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
*casually says i love you to a stranger on the internet*
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
